YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! One of my very favorite people is recapping my favorite show! THIS IS MAGIC!
Srsly, the only way this could be better is she and I could watch it together. Or if she decided to go back and recap Gilmore Girls and we watched those together. Or Friday Night Lights. Basically, I want to watch a shit ton of TV with Danielle, ok?
“Hollis rears back, takes a handful of bath salts, chews on David’s face, and threatens to castrate him, which is a normal reaction from the 1 percent when you mention a potential criminal investigation.”
My Scandal recap is up.